✨Tiffani's Cutting Quips Stationery | Zoapo Stationery

"Romance? Please. I read it for the… plot." – Tiffani

Meet Tiffani, your sarcastic stationery soulmate and bookmark companion for every BookTok obsession. As the Patron Saint of Eye Rolls, she’s got no patience for cheesy tropes, obvious plot twists, or a “why choose” love triangle. Her pace may be slow, but her wit is razor sharp.

Behind the eye rolls, though? A secret stack of well-loved contemporary romance novels, littered with sticky notes and side comments. Tiffani thrives on slow burns, messy characters, and a glass of red wine at her side.

Her stationery pad set includes three cheeky companions:

• To Do List — because even sarcasm needs structure.

• Plotting Critique List — perfect for calling out plot holes and cliché tropes.

• Tiffani’s Notes — a catch-all pad for side-eye thoughts, witty remarks, and everyday lists.

Whether you’re journaling, organizing your day, or annotating your next book club pick, Tiffani keeps it playful, pointed, and always judgmental (in the best way).

✨ Eco-friendly & gift-ready, these pads make the perfect present for book lovers, sarcastic friends, and anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at a predictable ending.

Why You’ll Love It (According to Tiffani):

• 50 pages per pad—because apparently plot holes aren’t going to critique themselves

• Perfect for tracking tropes, questionable character arcs, and your endless TBR

• Printed on FSC-certified premium paper (even Tiffani approves of eco-friendly shade)

• Wait it with the "perfect" red wine and it makes a hilarious gift for your most sarcastic bookish friend—or for yourself, when you just can’t with another “brooding billionaire” subplot

• Bundle includes all 3 pads plus an exclusive Tiffani bookmark, so her eye-rolls can keep you company through every chapter

Artistically created in Rome, GA. Each order is made to order with care. Ships in 2–3 days.